Saturday, February 28, 2009

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood


A couple of weeks ago when it was in the 70's, Makenna and I met Drew for work to have lunch. After having a delightful little meal up at Union Station, we walked him back to his office and the little lady and I made our way over to the mall. It was absolutely the most beautiful day we'd had in a long time, so mommy and daughter had no qualms meandering around the sculpture garden in short sleeves. We headed onto the mall lawn and Makenna had the funnest time just running around to her heart's content, until she spotted... the Merry-Go-Round. That will be another post.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Pay It Forward

1. Be one of the first THREE bloggers to leave a comment on this post, which then entitles you to a handmade item from me (can't beat homemade!).

2. Winners must post this challenge on their own blog, meaning that you will pay it forward, creating a handmade gift -anything!- for the first THREE bloggers who leave a comment on YOUR post about this giveaway.

3. The gift that you send to your 3 friends can be from any price range and you have 365 days to make/ship your item. This means you should be willing to maintain your blog at least until you receive your gift and have shipped your gifts. And remember, it’s the spirit and the thought that count!

4. When you receive your gift, blog about it! If you are not one of the first three to comment on this post, you can still play along. Go ahead and start your own Pay It Forward chain. It's all about spreading the love!

(original post from Janica Tanner)

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Happy Bao-entine's Day

Valentine's was superb this year. I truly have the best husband. Drew spoiled his lady with a few of her favorite things. Namely, dinner out at one of our favorite restaurants:
Afterward, we made our way over to the mall where we shared a romantic ice cream and he took me shoe shopping. Seriously? Yes. But what's more was his fabulous Valentine's present: a one-hour massage here. How very thoughtful. I've frequented this establishment on occasion, but none compared to my experience yesterday. Bless his heart, he scheduled a Deep Tissue massage (which I've never had, the name alone scares me) with a man (he knows I prefer them... they're just stronger). When I got there I clarified and said that I'd just go with a firm Swedish massage (total body relaxation).

I step into the waiting area and am handed cup after cup of water to get me relaxed. After being introduced to my new friend Bao, the Chinese masseuse, we step into the dimly lit room where introductions are made.

4 minutes into the massage, I'm face down and Bao tells me I have more lactic acid buildup in my back and shoulders than anyone he's seen in a
long time (he's about 23) and that instead of a Swedish, he WILL, in fact, be doing deep tissue... I'm assured I'll thank him later.

Over the next hour, phrases such as the following leave Bao's loose lips:

  • "Wow, it's like you're chalk full of acid"
  • "Yikes"
  • "Oh my gosh, you've got so much lactic acid EVERYWHERE"
  • "The acid comes from not getting enough sleep and being sick."
  • "Geez, you must have been REALLY sick!" (Is he talking "Cancer really sick", or "24-hour-bug really sick" ?)
  • "Don't worry, this is supposed to hurt."
  • "Why are you laughing? It tickles? I told you it was supposed to hurt."
  • "Tomorrow you're going to wake up with black and blue spots in the places I'm rubbing. Don't be alarmed, it's blood pooling under the skin."
  • "You are definitely going to thank me for this."
  • "Next time you come in it will feel like I'm pouring lemon juice on you instead of battery acid" (Note: actual quote, no embellishment)
Meanwhile, although it does for the majority feel somewhat relaxing, I'm mumbling, "Bao, do you WANT to get tipped? Because as we speak, I'm stuffing dollar bills back into my purse."
Needless to say, Bao finishes up and hands me a slip of paper, recommending me a regimented schedule of a twice-per-month visit to him, the Master Masseuse. I assure him that indeed, once my husband stops working for the government, I will seriously consider it. For I would just be plain silly to pass up a running commentary every time I was treated to a massage.



It almost rivals the
Great San Francisco Massage Scandal of '03.

Quick recap: Jenn and I are visiting San Fran for a week. Her uncle treats us to our very first massages. We venture into a shady little shop in Hayward run by some barely-english-speaking Chinese women. We are told to make our way to separate rooms and take off however much we feel comfortable with. Being first-timers and now alone, Jenn leaves on just about everything while I take off
absolutely everything. I lay down on the bed, not knowing what the sheet is for, therefore, not using it. My masseuse comes in and starts the massage; it feels great. Very relaxing.

Chinese woman, "You married?"
Me: "Yes."
Chinese woman, "Your husband very lucky man."
Me: "Thank you; I think so."

Before I know it, the woman has climbed up onto the table (sans sheet covering) and has positioned herself so that she's kneeling on my rear end. As she holds onto my shoulders, she begins to kick her feet onto the back of my thighs vigorously. I'm speechless. Never having had a massage before, I'm confused, but rolling with the punches.
At the end of the session, Jenn is dressed (it took her no time at all), and has come into my room to meet up. We pay, tip, and make our way out the door and down the stairwell.

Me: "What'd you think about the part where they got up on you and slapped your legs?"
Jenn: "When they WHAT?"

Cue hysterical, nervous laughing.

THE END




Tuesday, February 10, 2009

I started on a post a week ago and then finished it today. It posted under (before) "Initiation." I'm still not all that blog savvy.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Initiation

I believe today was my real initiation into motherhood. Drew and I woke up to our daughter's soft whimpering from her bedroom. It's 5:45 am. Drew goes in to get her when he finds her soaking wet. Wet from what, you ask? Vomit. Real toddler vomit.

We bring her back to bed with us. 10 minutes later, more vomit. Crying. Snuggling. More vomit. Cleaning up. Tired whimpering. Changing jammies. New blanket. More vomit. Drew gets ready for work, kisses us good-bye. Close my eyes while little Makenna is trying to get comfortable next to me. More vomit. New jammies. New blanket. Sheets in the wash. More vomit. Are you beginning to see where my morning has been? The funny thing is...

1 early morning

2 girls in the bathtub

3 changes of comfy clothes

4 new blankets

5 loads of laundry

and 12 episodes of vomit... have made me extremely grateful to be a mommy. If all of those things give me one extra long morning of staying in pajamas in a makeshift pillow bed on the floor, with my 18-month-old snuggled under my arm, watching Sesame Street to our hearts' content... well, then, I'll take them.

First Snow = Big Blow


Last week we woke up to beautiful snow falling outside our windows. The first of the season. I'm ecstatic. I adore snow. I live for snow in the winter. Makenna wakes up, I grab her out of her crib, prop her up in front of the window and share with her gleefully, "Look! It's snowing! It's snowing! Let's eat breakfast, get ready, and then go outside and play in it. You'll love it!"

2 hours later she's eaten her 2 eggs with ketchup, gotten dressed, and to my utter enjoyment... it's still snowing.

We put on her big winter jacket we got for Thanksgiving in NY, with two warm layers underneath. I pull two pairs of pants on her, just to be safe. We've got no snow pants or boots for anyone under 20, but don't worry, we'll make do with what we have. I look around the house. All of a sudden, I've morphed into Macgyver Mom, except instead of duct tape, our tool of choice is plastic grocery bags. We put on her stylish suede boots (under which are two toasty pairs of socks). Over them I double up on my Walmart bags, wrap them snuggly around her little feet, and then secure them tightly by wrapping thick masking tape around them 3 times. I confidently assure her, "Not a flake of snow will be getting through those bags, my darlin'." We put on her new snow gloves.

We're all bundled up, we open the door to the snow-covered streets, I pull on my daughter's hand behind me to step onto the porch, and low and behold, CHAOS. Her feet have no sooner touched the ground than I hear the beginnings of a "wailing and gnashing of teeth" episode. I quickly scurry her down the stairs, thinking she will calm down once she can encompass the grand scene in front of her on the sidewalks and streets. But oh, no! This only compounds the winter-wonderland-gone-wrong fit of tears. To make a long story short (actually it wasn't all that long, only about 6 minutes in length), I realize the only way to salvage my idea of a fun snow morning is to take a couple of snapshots to document our incredibly enjoyable excursion.




Needless to say, there was some good that came out of this traumatic event for Makenna. What do you get when you have 6 inches of fresh snow in a townhouse community, makeshift grocery bag boots accessorized with masking tape, a hysterical 18-month old, and a stay-at-home mom living next door to witness the whole thing?








Free snow boots!